Actual email from our IT guy:

Apologies for the server outage; I have now taken a hammer to it and it is working again

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Actual conversation between my PM and me:

Me: I can’t even insert tags in my segments. I get the buffering circle.
PM: I wish that buffering circle would buffer something else.

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When your colleagues are hotly debating a job you did but you can’t explain your awesome solutions (and crazy client demands) because of your confidentiality agreement

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memebuscemi:

when ur with ur best friend

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when ur admins get together

Anonymous said: How about a gif about when a PM tells you first thing in the morning that the file will be with you soon and when it arrives at 7pm, it comes with a note: due tomorrow first thing...

Anonymous said: Hi! Congrats on your Tumblr, it is always spot-on. Do you have a gif for that wonderful feeling of finding an understanding, competent PM after dealing with so many horrible ones? Thanks!

When I’m on a confidential project and my junior colleague asks me about it

"Can’t talk, low battery. Remember, I’m in Morocco? I’m literally lost in the desert. I climbed up a dune to see if I can get phone coverage or spot our camp from here and.." "I have just a small project for you." "Look, I really have to.." "It’s just 40 words. Can you waive your minimum charge?"

"I’m sorry I can’t talk now. I’m on a guided tour through a nuclear power plant and I can’t believe I have phone coverage here" "I know you’re not working today, but it’s just 300 words."

'Could you fit in this small job?' Turns out it's a fixing job.

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